Punjabi Woman

A usually loud, hypercritical, tough, and blunt woman who hails from the Punjab region of Pakistan or India. She is definitely not a traditionally feminine, in fact you may mistake her personality for a man's. Ye be warned.

Girl #1: "Why is Gurpreet's mother so loud and blunt?"
Girl #2: "Oh, she is just a Punjabi woman."

by Pika Pikachu April 8, 2020

Woman's 5-Pound Holiday

Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.

These days are

Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch

Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!

by l@lal@ May 7, 2009

womance

A "bromance" for women.

Jessica and Stacy have a womance.

by blecon August 26, 2013

blunder-woman

Opposite of Wonder Woman
a woman who moves clumsily and or carelessly, who makes floolish and/or stupid mistakes, easily confused who blurts out stupid or foolish comments.

Someone told blunder-woman over here to clean the hard-drive, so she took it out and ran it thru the dishwasher.

by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007

Invisible Woman

While in the process of fellatio, a man closes his eyes, once he reopens them there is no one giving him fellatio.

John: Man, that girl just left in the middle of giving me head
Luciann: Haha, she pulled an Invisible Woman on your ass

by Foods August 5, 2008

Career Woman Grip

When your having sex with a co-worker and she grabs your ass- The woman is usually independent and would be classified as a go-getter

After cocktails with the client last night Megan gave me the career woman grip in the men's bathroom. She's such a cougar.

by The Big Dog2617 August 22, 2011

WHITE Woman

The type of woman that would call the police if you accidentally touch her tomatoes while tryna plant your own.

man1: what kind of person is Mellisa
man2: she’s a WHITE woman
man1:oh.

by TheOnePersonman August 3, 2023