screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.

I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.

by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023

louisiana shrimp whistle

Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.

"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"

by HarmonicaJ December 6, 2016

Whistle dog

The booty hole

Aye yo let me lick that whistle dog

by angelicaaa_glo July 14, 2019

Whistle up a stump.

Go away. You’re no help to me. Piss off.

That’s total bullshit, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 November 1, 2021

squit whistle

when you cum in a straw a shoot it at someone

you dude i cant believe you squit whistled that girl.

this girl at MC Donald's was so rude the other day so i squit whistled her

by K - OUT January 4, 2018

whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.

I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021

Titanic whistle

An enormous and powerful release of flatulence out of one’s anus. Typically accompanied by the multiple and rapid collisions of butt cheeks together resulting in a very voluminous noise. Also known as a huge loud fart

I was in the work restroom yesterday and my coworker walked in a let out a huge titanic whistle

by Nizzlewon December 13, 2023