bogosian watch

A watch that teleports you directly to Bogosian so you can have sexual intercousre with her.

Man, I felt like having sexual intercourse with Bogosian so I used my Bogosian watch.

by Mr. Corvasi October 21, 2004

Storm Watching

The elapsed time one spends waiting for a Blackberry Storm to change from a vertical to horizontal screen orientation or vice versa.

I was trying to show someone this pic of a bass I caught yesterday on my Blackberry Storm but all I ended up doing was storm watching for 15 seconds before their interest was lost.

by Bodafugachi February 1, 2009

wall watcher

someone who read everyone's facebook walls but never comments.

A: I saw your post about the game yesterday but I didn't comment.

B: Oh so you were just being a wall watcher!?

by Ry-G. November 1, 2010

sports watch

The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.

Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.

male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.

by burntb1tch October 17, 2010

Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

by potwo84 January 25, 2011

polish watch

When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.

Bob- Hey Jim I think my polish watch is broken can you check?

Jim- damn-it Bob put that away...

by Thatoneguy101 December 7, 2013

Bagging The Watch

To relieve the watch late.

1PE: It's 11:45 and NO RELIEF yet, what the FUCK gives?

2PE: You know it's Crew "D", they LOVE bagging the watch.

1PE: You're right. They ARE the most useless crew known to man.

by Not Crew "D" June 26, 2008