rofl waffle

rofl waffle the act of eating a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing,making a waffle while rolling on the floor laughing, or just rolling on the floor laughing with a waffle or waffles

jim started joking because he had too much rofl waffle in his system

by Norty11 August 24, 2010

douche waffle

1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!

1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.

by Siyui December 22, 2008

waffle cock

can also mean rubbish or poppycock, can also be used to declare shenannigans during a drinking game

"I just can't believe this waffle cock!!"
or
"You cant do that in beer pong!!! I declare waffelcock!!!!"

by Indy&Shortround December 9, 2008

cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: yo you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

by Dj I<haled July 26, 2007

blue twat waffle

A cross between a "twat waffle" and a "blue waffle" ultimately meaning a diseased twat waffle.

April T. is a blue twat waffle

by aprils vigina November 28, 2014

Blue Waffle

A "waffle" is a slang term for "vagina." And a "Blue Waffle" is a slang term for a severe vaginal infection where the vagina actually becomes blue in color. Often confused with the food item blueberry waffles.

Don't you touch me you asshole!

Dang girl, why you so defensive? Got a blue waffle you hidin'?

by hahaisteppedonyourdick2 October 20, 2010

blue waffle

The most disgusting,repulsive,vile vaginal disease known to man; Female Genitals with a blue crusty tint

I watched my friend eat out his girlfriend while she had blue waffles.

by Travis Marcy March 4, 2010