clout wife

A girl that is stunning and beautiful and knows how to dress usually Yung Ezekiel has three of these

Bruh Bella Thorne is a clout wife.

by ItzLit man January 29, 2018

Bonus wife

A married woman who conducts herself as a wife another married man that’s not her husband.

Shes only allowed to date married men because shes a better bonus wife then a girlfriend

by Kinkster.org September 25, 2015

wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend

I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring

by mytts69 January 27, 2010

wife kisses

Kissing your significant other in ways as to not catch a cold sore or sickness they have

My girlfriends got a cold sore, looks like it'll be wife kisses for the next few weeks

by Shovel_Lover68 October 12, 2017

work-wife

while at his place of employment a man has a less physically apt subordinate employee that is just as needy of his time, resources, and energy as is his wife at home.

a non-sexual relationship where an employee relies on his boss for multiple aspects of assistance while at work and sometimes beyond. often results in physical acts of assistance such as lifting heavy objects, opening tough jar lids, and in lengthy sessions of advice or guidance.

Employee: "Hey Boss, can you separate these parts for me? They're really stuck together, and I can't get them apart."

Boss...loosens parts and hands back to employee: "Here you go."

Other employee: "What's that all about, Boss?"

Boss: "Oh, I have to open things like that all the time for him. It's like he's my work-wife."

by thehomewife March 24, 2010

Daughter-wife

when your an old duns and no woman your own age would deal with you, as your some what retarded.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.

Daniel girl is so stupid she is such a daughter-wife

by Cl and Dee December 1, 2021

buy a wife

one of my favorite insults

chad: 'fuck you- i don't have a stupid name'
chris:'buy a wife, chaz'

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003