Carlton United Tragedy

A mindset/disease affecting the greater part of the Australian hip-hop community since as early as the mid-to late 80's but the earliest RECORDED cases began in approximately 2003.

Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until death.

Symptoms may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)

The only treatment available currently in Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of beer... (if beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see Goon) under Aus$11.)

So far, there are no known survivors...

(Ex 1.)
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng! Check how drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "

Adlay #2: "Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"

Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"

Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"

(Ex.2)

B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...

by 215Klique October 11, 2007

United Statians

A word used to describe people from the United States without confusing them with people from South America.Also used when the word American cannot be thought of.

United Statians are some of the luckiest citizens in the world.

by Bam-Bam for Emily February 22, 2007

the united states of america

let’s get things straight: i do not live in america nor am i apart of the general populous that inhabits the 50 states and recognized territories in which that the united states possess; i was born and currently reside in the large city known as Liverpool, United Kingdom. However, unlike 99.9999999% of citizens that reside on the island of great britain, i am actually PRO-American. Most of the stuff we have (ie phones, furniture, hardware, etc) is shipped from you guessed it, the us of a.

what country has the strongest economy, military? The united states.

Before hating on the united states of america, via stereotyping them as “ignorant” “fat” “lazy” go get a phone, unlock it, type “the USA” in the search bar, and edu-ma-cate yaself on the bloody country. before bashing their politics and electoral system, look at our problems first, the EU for instance. we literally left because of how much of a mess it is.

“their president sucks” our prime minister is literally getting “impeached” (fired) because his @$$ was watching pr0n IN A BLOODY GOVERNMENTAL MEETING AND VIOLATED HIS OWN COVID GUIDLINES HE SET FOR US TO ADHERE TO. Before ignorantly stereotyping America negatively, open a book and read it
i’m in year 11 if you think i’m young or stupid :)

by aqxa on the yt June 14, 2022

leeds united

one of England's worst teams, and by far the worst fans in all of Europe.

Leeds supporter: dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is for Leeds to not get relegated to the Conference League!

by International Bad Boy December 11, 2004

United Countries of the World

Something that could happen in the future. The United States of America would become The United Countries of the World and it would become the world nation. Antarctica would just become one country owned by the United Countries of the World. There would be no more war.

Imagine what would happen if the United States of America turned into the United Countries of the World.

by David December 7, 2003

unisex

A boy who only hangs out with girls because no guy will be his friend. Charachterized by wearing white adidas superstars, tight jeans, and a polyester jacket. Hangs out with hot girls even though he has no desire to have sex with them probably because they dont have a penis. Other people often look at unisexes and wonder if "it" is a boy or a girl.

Person 1: WOAH, that girl is so hot, but it looks like she already has a boyfriend
Person 2: No, hes a unisex

by microsoft antispyware circumventer December 28, 2005

unice

a group of bitch ass niggaz from georgia who think they the shit but they aint nobody!!

I like yo "unice" tatoo on ya hand u dred wearing mutha fucka!!

by jaquita March 25, 2008