A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees... This is not to be confused with Turd Burglar who is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open.
Dude, I just got Uncle Tedded real bad. I was trying to take a dump, and some dude was in there looking in the mirror for like 10 minutes. Finally, I just had to let it loose.
by noahat May 5, 2009
Get the Uncle Ted mug.The couple that comes to visit a girl once a month for a week. Tom meaning Time Of Month. And Flo meaning flow. Yeah...maybe you'll get what I'm trying to imply.
Girl: Ughh Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo are here for the week...
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?
by Haygurl007 April 7, 2011
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1. A derogatory term for an African-American individual who doesn't stand up for racism, esp. about their own race
2. A derogatory term for an African-American who makes attempts to please "the white man"
2. A derogatory term for an African-American who makes attempts to please "the white man"
by Lila Tourenette January 13, 2011
Get the Uncle Tom mug.A white person that will kiss the ass of nonwhites & say something like black people are better or they’re ashamed of their white privilege. Also known as white Uncle Tom.
David: I’m gonna join Black Lives matter! Because I think black people are oppressed by my privilege & Im ashamed!
Edward: You’re an Uncle Tim.
Edward: You’re an Uncle Tim.
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Get the Uncle Chuck mug.A man who rapes or beats his nephews and nieces or other children, or treats children like dirt. Originally a character from the book Once Were Warriors by Alan Duff, which was also made into a movie.
A man who asked 5 boys in his care to call him "Uncle Bully" was recently arrested for assault.
A man who asked 5 boys in his care to call him "Uncle Bully" was recently arrested for assault.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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