Uber Wank

A bunch of raggle toothed, dick skinning, moon unit lovers who seem to get pleasure from watching an old hag who likes being German goggled from multiple angles & distances wave from her castle once a year. They are a strange race & idolise people like, Alan Hanson & Gordon Brown. These 2 turn coat sons of brown octobers wish they where English as one runs England while the other doesnt shut up about it.

Sinj Maheed: Hey You Guy, Me Going Shoot You Yeah!
Tony Blair: Why?
Sinj Maheed: Cause Your An "Uber Wank"!

by T-Zone December 6, 2007

uber dork

uber dork is a word usually descirbes dork and wannabee dorks. it is the sister word to teehee giggle snort. and cousin to signature porn star (which is copyrighted)

Jayne: Omg she cant do a cartwheele.
Pete: What an uber dork!

by twiglett is on crack January 30, 2008

UBER PONE

To beat the shit out of someone/something. In white peoples terms

"Damn, ya boi got fukkin uber poned last night at the party!"

by jay love June 12, 2006

Uber-moses

To be extremely intoxicated; faded

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.

by Joshua Collins December 13, 2006

uber jaw

A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.

Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.

by CIST July 11, 2007

uber pwners

(oober powners)n. 1 a band name 2 people who pwn uberly

here's an awsome jazz band they are the uber pwners! (clapping)

by Tim Christensen July 20, 2007

UBER puntter

one who is to be seen on a BOARDSKI, the species is normally to be spotted in a train behind an instuctor (generally ESF)in a vomit or fluro colourd one peice.

UBER puntter is glen plake in 78 minus the back scratcher steez

by allister loveday November 5, 2007