twisted the wrist

When you twist a joint and shove it in ones ass

Cassie told me that she would twisted the wrist and came at me

by SMGxGOD May 26, 2018

Twist a Bowl

When a girl tells a guy she inconspicuously likes having threesomes with men.

Susan really wanted to twist a bowl after the sun went down.

by Hehe 69 November 18, 2019

Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.

Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!

by FuckAndSuck November 27, 2019

twisted shrimp

When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.

He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.

by TheTLang April 9, 2019

Twisted

When your girlfriend forces you to be seduced by her so you will tell her what her anniversary present is

That girl is so twisted for trying to make my Christian soul turned on with her seduction techniques. My present is a surprise worth waiting for.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary April 15, 2019

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

Twist twangle

This act involves doing a combination of drugsa upper followed by downer or vice versa example doing methfollowed by heroin.

I was lifted this last weekend I was doing twist twangles all weekend

by shooter makk August 12, 2019