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Twilight hair

When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.
The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".
by hippie.goth September 18, 2011
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Twilighting

Obsessing over a franchise, show or movie so much that you want to be a part of it. Such as being in love with a fictional character or enrolling yourself in a Hogwarts House.
Stacey's twilighting again. She put Hufflepuff as her house in her Twitter bio.
by BeastarsTwilighter4493 October 12, 2021
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twilight

Twilight.
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Twilighting

When you suck the period blood out of a women's vagina, like a vampire.
I was twilighting my girl for a week last month.
by Eats melees November 2, 2019
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Twilight

A cinematic masterpiece with such terrible acting not even the actors dare speak about it. The first 3 movies were iconic and nobody knows what the heck happened in the 4th and 5th movie that ruined it. The quotes from it are lowkey the most iconic things from the 2000’s and 2010’s, these contain the quotes, “Bella, where the hell have you been, Loca” “It’s the fluorescents” “This is the skin of a killer, Bella”
“Twilight is actually so terrible it’s so good!” -50% of Twilight Fans
“Twilight is so good cause I want a vampire like Edward to come suck me dry!” -The crazier 50% of Twilight fans.
by Melsbunneyxtwilight August 2, 2023
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Twilight Princess

Nick loves playing twilight Princess.
He would love to have a 3 way with zelda and Barbara Streisand.

He would love to "town plan" a bukakke party with many men.
Hey you don't be silly put a Condom on that willy. You twilight Princess
by Toilet Trained. November 11, 2019
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The Twilight Limit

Named after Princess Twilight, the Twilight Limit is the maximum amount of magic a unicorn can safely contain. If a unicorn passes the Twilight Limit, its hypothesized that the unicorn would have no control of the magic, which would quickly consume the unicorn, making them a pure manifestation of magic.
Applejack: "So what would happen if somepony past the Twilight Limit y'all are talking about?"

Twilight: "We don't know actually, but we theorize that they would eventually be consumed by the magic and become pure magical energy. Who knows what could happen after that."
by MisterCooley August 11, 2014
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