Turd Nugget 

A person who acts like a large/ginormous piece of doody.

Ross is a turd nugget and a dork (whale's penis).

Turd Nugget by Beautiful Silky April 18, 2011

turd burgler 

person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night

There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?

turd burgler by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003

turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

turd berth by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

turd burgler 

1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male

2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption

3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there

4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom

1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms

2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler

3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up

4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for

turd burgler by dave m w November 25, 2007

Turd wrangler 

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.

Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!

Turd wrangler by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Turd Burgaler 

Marek

That smelly Marek, Hes a Turd Burgaler

Turd Burgaler by hm August 2, 2003

Turd Juggler

How dumbass idiots attempt to insult you

Tha nigga jus cal me a turd juggler!? Wow wat a fag

Turd Juggler by sw@ggaT December 8, 2010