Traffucked

Get stuck in a traffic jam.

Jane got traffucked on her way to the gym.

by Nãvnã December 28, 2013

trafforia

The feeling you get on the freeway when you're moving along freely and traffic going the opposite way is at a standstill.

My commute today was easy -- trafforia all the way.

by Carol Herzenbereg February 8, 2014

traffic hot

When a girl is only hot from the cleavage line up.

"Damn, trish is traffic hot!"
"What do you mean Ryan"
"Well chuck she looks hot from the tips of her tits up. The rest of her body is a mystery. But she's traffic hot."

by CraftyPrattle December 10, 2013

traffic waster

A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.

This driver ahead of us is such a traffic waster.

by travel_to May 27, 2015

Traffic Arbitrage

A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken

Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro

by SharmaAndShawarma November 18, 2015

Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

traffucked

Stuck in traffic for an extended period

I'm traffucked, so will be late in to work.

by NZNinjaChick June 30, 2016