torped

Getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. It can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.

My car just exploded in my face, I totally got torped.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.

by Shadohw March 5, 2009

Dirt Torpedo

an act of defecation, to drop a duece, make a poop, take a dump, shit.

Every time I eat KFC, I have to fire off a dirt torpedo.

by Bob A Billion October 30, 2008

Toreiorque

1. The name you call someone who "pimps out" or "tricks out" their ride.

2. Slang term for people who ride crotch rockets.

3. People who wish they were as cool as those dudes in such horrible wastes of movies like "Fast and Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious and Torque, Biker Boyz..etc"

"Lookit this dude in his tricked out Honda! Toreiorque!"

by Aight March 21, 2004

Toped

To be extra drunk to the point of leaning over anything.

Son I was mad toped last night!!!

by Baby Bey March 1, 2010

torpedo

A tampon

My ex-fiancee used torpedos on her period.

by shooter312 August 9, 2010

Torpedo

Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.

mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??

by FlawlesImperfection January 1, 2011

Toped

when a guy is fucking a girl and his dick gets lost in her fat rolls

shit did you see that girl that adam toped?

by sammy bernstein January 2, 2009