Clunge on toast

A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.

Alex: Did you give her some last night?
Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast.

by clungewriter November 6, 2011

Purple French Toast

When a girl with red pancake and a girl with blue waffle makes love by scissoring.

Guy 1: Did you hear Tiffany nailed Brittany last night?
Guy 2: Doesn't Tiffany have blue waffle?
Guy 1: Yeah, what's worse is Brittany has red pancake.
Guy 2: Those two probably made some homemade Purple French Toast together.

by Dr. Anonymous Ph.D October 21, 2012

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for ejaculating.

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli

When you want to kill yourself, however you are a faggot.

Faggot 1: I am going to commit ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli.

Faggot 2: kys

by GAVlN_ November 10, 2018

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

Eat toast

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

by Chatrad February 26, 2019

Barbecue Chicken Toast

When someone gets roasted really badly!

Friend 1: Hey man, how was the party?
Friend 2: It was fine, but when someone tried to insult me, I barbecue chicken toasted them!

by IHateDespacito4 April 21, 2019