beans on toast

beans on toast; a stupid british delicacy; why do you need the toast? just eat the damn beans without it! british people and their strange dishes. no wonder they can't cook!

oi mum made me beans on toast! i hope the toast ain't burnt black this time! cheerio!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Sock Toast

n 1. Same as sexual intercourse

Thingie = sock.
You-know-what = toaster.
Sock+toaster = Sock toast.

On the other hand, two socks = a pair of socks and two toasters = toasters.

Popularized by the fantastic fanfiction My Immortal.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Sock... into... toaster?"

"SOCK TOAST?"

Oh yeah, they were having sock toast all night long.

I think it's time for me and Brad to eat sock toast.

by I Puke Glitter December 30, 2010

Buttered Toast

To make someone "Buttered Toast" is to buast a fat nut on a tan latino girl.

Brian: Yo Tom, i just made Selena into Buttered Toast Last night!

by Kameronii February 17, 2018

hot toast

when a girl ays to her best friend that ahe is "hot toast" meaning she is amazing or cool :)

chloeallan"briony you are reall hot toast!"

brionythom"why thankyou! you are hot toast too" ;)

by toaastybean February 27, 2010

toasted head

giving head a fire crotch

sucking ginger dick is like giving toasted head

by Bill loves you 4ev. July 29, 2008

crunchy toast

A moron. Crunchy Toast
Someone stupid.

Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber

by Avinash Boroowa June 09, 2005

Soggy toast

A sexually racial slur that refers to when a female of darker skin color has masculine seminal fluidital remains pooling in the crevices of her facial structure

"Dude, did you hear what jack did to Melissa?"
"Yeah, I heard she looked like soggy toast!"

by Joe.biden February 21, 2017