fairy winkles

1.
a. To take the male body to the lavatory and sit down before releasing the bladder liquid via penis spray.
b. For a guy to sit down on the toilet and go pee pee.

2. Vulgar slang: I believe in fairy winkles, the toilet bowl sure does stinkles, CORe whores can iron my wrinkles, of my exotically floppy pinkles etc... (Must be sung along with a golden harp and 17 year old choir girl backup singers)
37 year old emo punk singer: "Hey Mom, I need to go fairy winkles."
Mom: "Not until you have apologised to me about being a total loser"

Executive CEO of any Enterprise Software Business: "WTFBBQ OMG brb! i gotta go fairy winkles!"
World of Warcraft Guild Leader: "Ok THOR_TIGERKILL_ARBITER, but make sure you put toilet paper on the toilet seat first!111"
Executive CEO of any Software Enterprise Business: "lol FAIRWINKLESH4X!"

by XenoXenoXenoX June 22, 2006
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Fairy tail

An amine that started out OK but then got f*cked in the butt. Mostly filler episodes and a great source for: fan hub, porn hub, or deviant art
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fairy pillow

the cum soaked pillow of a homosexual male.
emilio passed out so we gave him a fairy pillow...
by fairypillow January 30, 2011
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Embryo Fairy

A night-time fairy, similiar to the tooth fairy, who comes in the middle of the night to remove unwanted embryos and replace them with condoms.
Dude, the embryo fairy totally came last night, check out all these Trojan condoms I got!
by G to the unit January 10, 2008
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beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.
Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.
by the captain March 13, 2005
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Fairy Floss

Female pubic hair; a term used by old, crusty, but good natured women to describe the process of puberty to young women, putting them at ease and not offending them with more vulgar words.
Don't worry my dear, fairy floss won't hurt you.
Olivia, you better think about your fairy floss before going outside, don't you think?
I have my fairy floss caught, grandma!
by Moobs March 14, 2003
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Alkaline Fairy

(n) A person who likes alkaline trio and fairies. Occasionally believes they are a fairy in the sprite with wings sense. A fairy who loves Alkaline trio- What could be better?
Bob: Hi I'm Bob
Chull: Hi I'm chull, a fairy- see? I have wings and everything!
Bob: You freak, what music do fairies listen to?
Chull: Why Alkaline Trio of course!
Bob: Groovy
by Chull is sexay January 16, 2005
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