Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.

Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.

by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021

Shit-for-brains

Someone who focuses on negative things in making a decision!

The whole party focused on the negative aspects of inward migration and not the positive, they had shit-for-brains!

by SkwellyDancer May 15, 2018

brain balling

Combination of the word spitballing and brainstorming

I'm just brain balling here but I think it's a good idea.

by unizebra September 10, 2020

ball brain

When you squeeze your nut sack and your testicles come up together and they look like a brain

Dude, check out my ball brain!

by That Asian Bat Wing May 20, 2014

Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.

Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?

by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022

brain pocket

When something gets stuck in your mind and you can't get rid of it, this is where it gets stuck.

I woke up with Post Malone in my brain pocket this morning

by Lorrington November 10, 2018

Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.

"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"

by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022