A condition that occurs when a pair of boobs are shaped in such a manner that they both point out far to the sides, leaving a large gap in between. This generally unattractive condition thus makes the boobs resemble a pair of penguin feet.
Boobs suffering from penguin tits are generally not round in shape and instead flop to the sides like flap jacks.
Boobs suffering from penguin tits are generally not round in shape and instead flop to the sides like flap jacks.
"Dude, her boobs looked good in that shirt, but once she took off her push-up bra she had total penguin tits. It was an illusion bro."
by Penguin Tits are Boner Killers May 1, 2010
Get the Penguin Titsmug. 
Breasts in which the nipple and areola are on the high side of the breasts so that they appear to curve up. A fascination of the 50's era, bras were made to resemble this breast shape
by Bibliophile311 April 7, 2009
Get the torpedo titsmug. Acronymn for (common as/ useless as) Tits On A Boar. Used in a derrogatory fashion, either to describe someone lacking class or someone who is a waste of space
by Kizzt February 21, 2006
Get the Tits On A Boarmug. the kind of boobs (tits) that when you see look at a girl it's just like a little hump. Not the kind of hump as in sex, more like when the girl wears a strapless dress it looks like the dress will just slip off. the kind of boobs that you don't need to see cleavage to like them, if you do see cleavage it's nice. the kind of boobs that it's not more than a hand full, one of the best boobs ever
by Lego-man June 23, 2008
Get the tiny titsmug. When someone's nipples show through their shirt, but just their nipples, not the rest of their boobs, and they look like sticks or triangular prisms under their shirts. Mostly seen on women in many 1940s and '50s movies.
by Mattymona May 9, 2014
Get the Triangle titsmug. by Analtoots4life January 28, 2017
Get the Lit titmug.