Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.

“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”

by Omg Rebecca September 15, 2019

Third-Party Vegan

An individual who eats herbivorous animals.

I prefer to think of myself as a Third-party vegan, meaning that I eat the things that eat the grass.

by That thingy with the words. August 26, 2019

destroy third party instigators

using organized precise measures to destroy third party instigators and not letting them know any ways how they will be destroyed.

Mr or Mrs government please destroy third party instigators, they are tearing our country apart.

by LoBlack901 December 4, 2018

third fuck

A 'third fuck' is an unwanted person who enters an argument that is already ongoing between two people

Person 1: fuck you!
Person 2: no, fuck you!
Person 3: fuck both of you!

Person 1&2: shut up you third fuck your not involved in this!

by Derek858564 July 4, 2018

Third Favorite Neighbor

It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you

Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor

by Third favorite neighbor July 10, 2018

Third Teaming

Third teaming is when you are on both teams and your team. It's hard to do and it's not favored. The number vairies on how many teams there are.

Third teaming is a form of betrayal

by Can I get a hello August 1, 2018

Third Hand Smoke

The act of sucking the smoke from someone elses cigarette and blowing it into someone else's face.

*a stranger blows smoke at your friend*

You: "Hey, I'm gonna report you for third hand smoke"

by BigLooser;) January 18, 2019