Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

by jagerhall August 5, 2019

waffle topper

A name for the act of ejaculating on the outer labia of a female after intercourse. Also known as "icing the cake."

1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.

by Matt the Poet November 2, 2008

Nigerian waffle

A black woman's vagina oozing in STDs and textured with herpes!

don't touch her, she's got that Nigerian waffle

by nasty nbba November 22, 2019

Waffles with Syrup

The act of classic Canadian sex, where maple syrup is used as lubricant and then the girl's syrupy pussy is eaten out afterwards, making it a waffle with syrup on it.

"I just had waffles with syrup for breakfast, if you know what I mean, eh?" *wink wink*

by puglover90 September 3, 2015

Shit Waffle

A person that has done something to greatly offend you.

wow, Logan is such a shit waffle!

by EATSH!T December 27, 2017

Nigger waffle

A gay black man

That nigger waffle stole my boyfriend!

by Delagon February 11, 2017

Soup Waffle

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers

You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003