Rod Haul

When your friend and you are expressive, "👺" .

"Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"

"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."

That would be a Rod Haul.

by Chaffeyinabrook April 9, 2024

Did a Rod

Placing food into a cooking appliance and waiting for it to cook but forgetting to turn it on.

Person 1 checked on the arancini balls he placed in the pizza oven earlier this evening to discover he had forgotten to turn the oven on and they were still frozen. His friends laughed and said “Good one mate, You did a Rod”!!!

by Figtree Boozers December 11, 2023

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.

After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.

by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021

Daytona curtain rod

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with

Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night

by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021

del-rod

Another nickname for anyone name Daron, Delrick, or Darrell.

Hey, Del-rod goes to Edison, Awwwllll!

by CrystalJell April 18, 2008

Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat

Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024

Glow Rod

A bioluminescent aquamarine phallic object used for lighting/seeing dark suroundings, commonly known as glow stick.

Bob: Hey watcha got there
Jeff: A glow rod, it's gonna dark soon

by CircleGlowSquid January 24, 2022