Number 2 Tatoo

The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.

Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.

by fraxinus December 03, 2015

Random Number Gods

The REAL gods. Everyone who doesn't worship them finds their lives ruined by unforseen events and finds all their programs stuck in infinite loops.

"I want to program a game!"
"Make sure to praise the Random Number Gods first."

by NyanFawful April 15, 2016

My Favorite Number

69

(Also known as My Favourite Number)

My Favorite Number… 69!

— some random McDonald’s waiter

by Jack Ouyang November 24, 2022

Number one bae

you number one bae you love him loads possibly (peanut)

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 14, 2017

door number 3

The guy you’re supposed to end up with. Refer to ep. 88 of Call Her Daddy.

He’s my door number 3.

by smartiepants30 August 14, 2020

Villager number 14

A villager who is a character out of a YouTube video called villager news

The hotdog is out of the bun

Understood villager number 14

by Villager #8 May 21, 2019

Item Number Nine

This term was used in the movie Pineapple express, to refer to the cannabis plant aka marijuana

Yo man whose bringing the item number nine to the 311 concert tonight? You know there musics only good when your high

by toke a bell June 25, 2010