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Goo

Goo

n. Informal
1. A food consisting of: 1 pack of cheap instant chicken flavoured noodles, 1 pouch of carbonara sauce, 250g of cheese and a garnish of ketchup (preferably expensive ketchup). It is a off white coloured substance with an odd dash of red, with the viscosity and texture of cement. Its traditions remain largely unknown, however, it is usually consumed whenst hungover. Its consumptionis commonly accompanied with disproval by the surrounding people as it is truly disgusting and subhuman. However some would argue it is in fact delicious.
"Oh look Cathy, a have a big plate of goo to help you get over your hangover!" exclaimed Declan.
"Excuse me while I go vomit, I can't believe I nearly ate goo" cried Cathy.
"Your both really weird" stated Zeebee.
by K-is-for-cunt November 29, 2016
mugGet the Goomug.

Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018
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goo

gross and ew at the same time. something horribly nasty looking you just have to drop to your knees and assume the fetal position.
::sees fat transvestite:: GOO! GAWD DAMN IT GOO! ::hits floor in fetal position::
by captain sexy March 15, 2005
mugGet the goomug.

goo goo ga ga launcher

A person who places babies on a slingshot and shoot them off into the sunset
I saved my neighbours children from a goo goo ga ga launcher
I was bored so I tried to be a goo goo ga ga launcher
My city is polluted with goo goo ga ga launchers
by doing this for fun April 27, 2024
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Oogly Goo

You're just peachy, totally not at the end of your rope and falling into pure insanity. Life is all cookies and cream for you. All the stars have aligned to give you a day that's just swell. You totally won't start tweaking any minute.
"I guess I'm oogly goo! RGRNRNFNrnrn RNRNRn Rnrrnrn fmsl;elemr. ehjerrejj;hkffhelkhghfjdsjgfufgjk,wjlkgdhjks"
by TeaAfton February 3, 2025
mugGet the Oogly Goomug.

Goo goo gaga

Do i sound good. Goo goo gaga
by Theoboss March 19, 2022
mugGet the Goo goo gagamug.

Goo

someone you know will never turn their back on you. someone also considered really close to you.
Sally - “Do you know John?”

Bryan - “Yeah Johns cool. He my Goo”
by ellemarie17382 January 11, 2021
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