When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017
Get the barrell bumpingmug. When one is talking trash about someone or a group of people. Also known as another way of talkin' shit without using profanity; cussing.
Me: Kathy and her girls were snickering and laughing when it looked like you were gonna fall down.
Lola: Who cares? I hate Kathy and her effed up squad anyway. Bump them losers!
Lola: Who cares? I hate Kathy and her effed up squad anyway. Bump them losers!
by CeeZBT September 18, 2016
Get the Bump themmug. by wizzahickon June 7, 2013
Get the Dinosaur bumpmug. Okay, well, I heard Ronnie Sullivan and Jeremy Reynolds were bumping horns like two rhinos at the Summer Market.
by anonymous March 30, 2022
Get the bumping hornsmug. Sandra and I were a lesbian couple and had a few beers and were headed home. we were both feeling kind of horny when Sandra took my pantileius off and started rubbing my shithola till i cummed. then we started bumping fuzz when we bump our hairy pussies together with our hairy pussies having a squirt fest
by myneckmybcklckmytaint December 5, 2018
Get the Bumping Fuzzmug. The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.
by Beyoncémime December 6, 2015
Get the bumping prettiesmug. by brock-o-mom December 13, 2014
Get the bump jumpinmug.