Sober friends just walk in
Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....
Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!
Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....
Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!
by dddennis February 17, 2010
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Man 1: “Dude I can’t take my friend Zane anywhere, he’s too barred out
Man 2: “Yeah I can tell by the way he was talking about how the birds are spies, definitely barred”
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Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.
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Other Female: Yes grandma.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.
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Other Female: Yes grandma.
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