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Vegan Minute

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!
by Ratapooey October 19, 2020
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Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.
*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?
by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019
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Nutella Vegan

A person who follows the vegan rules but also eats Nutella
He is a nutella vegan
by nutella vegan February 25, 2017
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vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.
“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”
by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019
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Vegans

Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”
by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024
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salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
by 195758109843 May 18, 2022
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Vegan

Assholes who kill our only source of oxygen and whine about how we "kill animals"
"I'm an idiot? Im not the one turning vegan."
by Maya Ari February 28, 2017
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