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The Split

The inevitable point during a proper midwest dinner (usually towards the end) where one of the diners notices that they will be the ones eating the last and final bite. The last and final bite started as a grand dessert and was whittled down as it was passed around with no one wanting to be the one to take the last bite.
Jane looked on with dread, counting the people as the piece of cake neared the moment of the split.
by smooth cookie September 28, 2021
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Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.
Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2025
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bash-splitting

Sharing the payment for several heads (bashs) of weed with friends or acquaintances. Bash-splitting usually happens when everybody within a circle is low on cash and the plug has a minimal order quantity higher than an individual can afford (5-10 bashs)
-Yo boyz, wanna get high tonight?
+ Yeah but shit man, im low on cash
-Same shit mans, but we can ask others and do some bash-splitting.
by paradoxxo October 2, 2019
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peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina
After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off
by clickeye3 August 27, 2018
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oreo split

when two black guys cum in a white girls ass and mouth at the same time.
dude: "bro me and my gf did an oreo split with someone random guy"
by veryhotman6969 January 7, 2022
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Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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Splits

Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members
Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits
by Soster and Socha September 29, 2019
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