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jeff

person 1: What's your name?
person 2: me name's Jeff
by LokiIsOurGayBitch July 2, 2018
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jeff bone

A piece of s*** that thinks he knows everything but actually doesn't know a goddamn thing
Jeff bone is a bone is always working on it
by Bone,jeff December 11, 2019
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lumberjack jeff

Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.

" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"
" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"

"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!
by That one hoe July 4, 2016
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Jeff

Jeff is a sporty guy that only wears one specific name brand shirt. He is dedicated to his work but does not like change. He spazzes and relies on his network of dude bros, hockey and beer to get through the shitty nights. Jeff cant use an excel sheet for shit but he’a got a good heart and will retire or die at the company he is at.
Why you acting like a Jeff?
by Linkedin Weirdo November 23, 2021
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Jeff

He is a guy who will use you,he is rich but people use him for his money.He is a Playboy but sadly no one likes him,a Jeff is usually short.
Jeff is a bitch
by Urhoe3000 July 12, 2019
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Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024
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Jeff

If you need help in the Urban Dictionary or want to ask questions he will help you. Try it! He's actually real!
"Hey Jeff, how much are mugs?"

"$25, Here's a coupon for 15% off!"
"Thanks!"
by Tokyol0 May 15, 2019
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