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Dank Wank

To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!
by ClitNinja March 3, 2011
mugGet the Dank Wankmug.

Poo Dank

I went to the Wild 100's for some weed and the motherfucker tried selling me some poo dank.
by Captain Blumpkin June 21, 2006
mugGet the Poo Dankmug.

dank jankum

piss, shit, vomit, and other bodily fluids are put into a pastic bottle with a ballon on top. the bottle is left in the sun resulting in foul gases collecting in the ballon. this foul gas filled ballon can then saposedly be inhaled. only a retard would create or do such a thing.
whats that stupid shit matt murphy is all ways talking about? dank jankum?..... wow what a stupid waste of a person.
by ctlocal July 26, 2011
mugGet the dank jankummug.

DANK

by CHIPPYDIP May 5, 2005
mugGet the DANKmug.

dank meme

by 360 frikkin noscope April 18, 2018
mugGet the dank mememug.

Creamy Dank

when your doing,eating, or drinking something that is really good.
Jenna: This beer is so good.

Kiersten: It sure is Creamy Dank.
by Kiersten Lietz February 15, 2009
mugGet the Creamy Dankmug.

Dank Mids

A name for "high quality" mid grad reefer.
That bud was some pretty Dank Mids man.
by Stonadude420 December 2, 2010
mugGet the Dank Midsmug.

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