The uncontrollable arm motion that happens to guys at the club, always resulting in feeling a girl up while on the dance floor
Yo, bro, did you see me go all club hands on that hottie? She has a nice rack!
or
Ewwww that juicer went all club hands on me on the dance floor, I had to smack him!
or
Ewwww that juicer went all club hands on me on the dance floor, I had to smack him!
by LGjohnsonDave May 2, 2010
Get the Club Handsmug. Whiskey dick club. Where the members have had enough alcohol that their significant others won't get any action that night.
by Dickfer June 17, 2016
Get the WD clubmug. by ronsonolmyass1873 February 4, 2017
Get the skirt clubmug. he held onto my shoulders as we walked into a building. i was read to take off the blindfold from my eyes.
i was shocked when i took off my blindfold to see multiple groups of people having sex. it was a club, but not a normal one.
“it’s a sex club you said you wanted to try new things”
“maybe this isnt so bad”
we walked around and i looked at an older couple having 69 sex on the bar.
next to them, there was a threesome happening.
i felt my panties dampen and my nipples harden up.
“fuck me”
i sat on a counter and my spouse ripped my shirt off of my chest. i wasn’t wearing a bra, i never know when we’re going to have sex.
he grabs one breast in his hand and the other in his mouth. a sharp breath is released from my mouth.
with a moan, he lifts my skirt and immediately begins to lick up and down my slits through my open crotch panties
my moans fill the room and i can feel him breathe in.
he plunges two fingers in and i scream. i cum.
i turn him onto the bar and put my legs by his mouth and my mouth by his dick. i suck him up and down as he eats me out.
i scream in beautiful pain when i feel something jab it’s way into my ass. a male stuck his cock in my ass.
my boyfriend is fine with it, turned on by it even.
we fuck for hours in the bar.
halfway through, a girl sitting on my face after my man has too many orgasms.
we fuck
and fuck
after the many hours of fucking we decide to wrap it up. but we plan “book clubs” every tuesday and thursday. cant wait.
i was shocked when i took off my blindfold to see multiple groups of people having sex. it was a club, but not a normal one.
“it’s a sex club you said you wanted to try new things”
“maybe this isnt so bad”
we walked around and i looked at an older couple having 69 sex on the bar.
next to them, there was a threesome happening.
i felt my panties dampen and my nipples harden up.
“fuck me”
i sat on a counter and my spouse ripped my shirt off of my chest. i wasn’t wearing a bra, i never know when we’re going to have sex.
he grabs one breast in his hand and the other in his mouth. a sharp breath is released from my mouth.
with a moan, he lifts my skirt and immediately begins to lick up and down my slits through my open crotch panties
my moans fill the room and i can feel him breathe in.
he plunges two fingers in and i scream. i cum.
i turn him onto the bar and put my legs by his mouth and my mouth by his dick. i suck him up and down as he eats me out.
i scream in beautiful pain when i feel something jab it’s way into my ass. a male stuck his cock in my ass.
my boyfriend is fine with it, turned on by it even.
we fuck for hours in the bar.
halfway through, a girl sitting on my face after my man has too many orgasms.
we fuck
and fuck
after the many hours of fucking we decide to wrap it up. but we plan “book clubs” every tuesday and thursday. cant wait.
by ohyespleasegodplease December 13, 2021
Get the sex clubmug. The bun club is a exclusive club for those with buns in their hair. All types of buns count, mini buns, small buns, large buns, messy buns (messy buns are the best).
by Soybean Studios October 30, 2020
Get the Bun Clubmug. A saying people used to express they do not want to go out to the club tonight, a came refers to bed.
by anonymous December 2, 2021
Get the club camamug. 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.
You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.
You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
by Adexen December 8, 2016
Get the Fight Clubmug.