A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
Get the Alli Jomug. a bum bitch who thinks someones boyfriend likes her after he's even said to her face he doesn't and she continues to spread rumors about it (btw the gif below looks like her because she's a blonde)
boy: "I don't like you allie luck"
allie: "mmk"
also allie: *goes and tells everyone "he likes me", "he said he wants to fuck me with a condom"
girl: "if this bum bitch don't stop I stg she's getting dragged"
allie: "she said she's gonna kill me" *tells dad and gets principal involved*
allie: "mmk"
also allie: *goes and tells everyone "he likes me", "he said he wants to fuck me with a condom"
girl: "if this bum bitch don't stop I stg she's getting dragged"
allie: "she said she's gonna kill me" *tells dad and gets principal involved*
by welovethatforme November 10, 2019
Get the Allie Luckmug. Ally is such an amazing person she is so beautiful and funny. Ally is the kind of person that will make you laugh no matter how sad you are. and when you're around her you can't stop laughing. if you ever come across an Ally NEVER EVER let her leave no matter what happens she is the best person to be friends with. Ally is an all-out beautiful person her eyes are just stunning. she is all so talented with everything she does. they tend to be gay and very proud.
girl: I was at the bar and there was this amazing girl super smoking and funny I want to ask her out but she left and I don't have her number
Guy: ohhh that's Ally she comes here every Friday with her friends
girl: thank you so much
Guy: ohhh that's Ally she comes here every Friday with her friends
girl: thank you so much
by random living shit May 27, 2020
Get the Allymug. Loved by Ben
It's actually extremely surprising that Ben likes Allie. He usually likes anorexic (straight bones no meat) girls.
Sadly he has no hope :(
It's actually extremely surprising that Ben likes Allie. He usually likes anorexic (straight bones no meat) girls.
Sadly he has no hope :(
by Kacey is a bitch April 25, 2025
Get the Alliemug. Is a sweet girl, who can always make you laugh. She is known for her crazyness, and also beauty. She tends to say whats on her mind. And makes the perfect lil sis.
by K8hubbard May 12, 2010
Get the Alli Hubbardmug. by anonymous April 24, 2021
Get the allymug.