age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025

Zed's age

10k years old.

Omg, do you know Zed's age? he's 10k years old!

by kjol2213 August 20, 2021

The Age Seven Ginger Ale Back Smack

The Age Seven Ginger Ale Back Smack

The Age Seven Ginger Ale Back Smack

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Ag

A shortened version of the word ‘agony’. Is used to express suffering, or in moments of extreme laughter (e.g. ‘dying’ of laughter). Ag can be used for moments of minor inconvenience; for example having to lean over to turn your light switch on in the morning, or more extreme moments of suffering such as losing a loved one.

My ag has just been induced because the wind blew away my marijuana.

That film had me in ag, it was so funny!

by BV Pogue May 17, 2022

Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag

My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag

by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age Eighteen

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age Eighteen

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age Eighteen

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Tadpole age

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.

Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!

by Singletini September 11, 2009