The act of a gentleman placing his testicles above the waistband and pulling up his shirt, showing his Texas Turnbuckle.
Jack asked “ Hey buddy how are you holding up those drawers?” Dylan was ready and had his balls in position above the waistband and slowly lifted his shirt, “The Texas Turnbuckle is holding these pants up.”
by JBDD August 16, 2019
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Female #1: I just met this guy from Texas, and I think I might like him. He’s real dope.
Female #2: Well, you know what they say: You can never go wrong rockin’ Texas Niggas. There’s no one else like ‘em.
Female #2: Well, you know what they say: You can never go wrong rockin’ Texas Niggas. There’s no one else like ‘em.
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by explosionofawesome December 2, 2011
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Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
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As our founders created it, Lonestars is an organization of bold, unique, and inspirational young women. Perhaps, what sets us apart from other organizations is the amazing relationships you will form with every member of our organization. In addition to forming life-long bonds with the other Lonestars, you will also have the opportunity to meet and network with a variety of new people all over campus. Through our many social activities, including: mixers with other organizations, Date Dash, Formal, Crush, and Boat Party, your social calendar will be full!
There is no exact formula of what a Lonestar should be, besides genuine, and these are the girls we strive to find.
Texas Lonestars provides a home away from home for its members. As our motto goes, “I didn’t come to college to meet my husband. I came to meet my bridesmaids.” We are an organization of not just UT students, but of best friends. We work hard, play hard—but most importantly we support each other through everything.
As our founders created it, Lonestars is an organization of bold, unique, and inspirational young women. Perhaps, what sets us apart from other organizations is the amazing relationships you will form with every member of our organization. In addition to forming life-long bonds with the other Lonestars, you will also have the opportunity to meet and network with a variety of new people all over campus. Through our many social activities, including: mixers with other organizations, Date Dash, Formal, Crush, and Boat Party, your social calendar will be full!
There is no exact formula of what a Lonestar should be, besides genuine, and these are the girls we strive to find.
Texas Lonestars provides a home away from home for its members. As our motto goes, “I didn’t come to college to meet my husband. I came to meet my bridesmaids.” We are an organization of not just UT students, but of best friends. We work hard, play hard—but most importantly we support each other through everything.
by TEXAS013 August 28, 2011
Get the Texas Lonestars mug.An advanced maneuver involving the pursuit of two co-eds simultaneously. Originated in Texas but may be accomplished nationwide. Accomplished by traveling to a locale to visit one female, and scheduling a visit with another without getting caught.
DK performed the Texas Twist by going to visit Kristin in Austin, having her drop him off at the airport, and immediately picked up by Lindsey thinking he had just arrived. Bonus: Kristin may have paid for the ticket!
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