Testicle testdrive

When you get absolutely ass raped by some scrub it feels like they are dragging your testicles on the floor at the speed of a boeing 747.

Random person absolutely destroys you in game.
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive

by TheRealCocidius September 9, 2020

Testiball

Anyone who has an name starting with T is a Testiball.

"Hey there 'Testiball'!"

by alright i am wrong November 4, 2020

Testicle Sniffer

A bruh that acts like a douche bag but not gay

Kevin is acting like a real testicle sniffer demanding the league to update the app

by McBluffin82 November 20, 2020

Testiclarium

Nut house

Close the windows at the testiclarium or the nuts will freeze!

by CunnieBadger March 9, 2021

Testicle tag

When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.

Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.

by Pony tank 69 March 28, 2021

Testickle

when you cum in the toilet bowl so hard the water splashes back up at you and hits your balls

guy 1: how was your righty handy time
guy 2: awful i came so hard i had a testickle

by Connor S April 10, 2021

Testi

A person who thinks that they are very good with women, have tons of friends, or has and makes tons of money, when the reality is in fact the opposite.

John Sarah is not even into you! No one is into you... Ya Fuckin Testi...

by Elon Stonks June 9, 2021