This word was created by a girl who was trying to tell a story when a smartass decided to correct her. When the smartass was done correcting the girl warned him to watch out or something bad will happen... the boy ignored her but then the girl warned him to beware of jumping buses headed towards his window... again he ignored her... until it was too late. He died from being crushed by a jumping bus.
This definition is dedicated to Pretty Tsimiliar, the smartass who died from being crushed by a jumping bus. Rest in peace y'ass!
This definition is dedicated to Pretty Tsimiliar, the smartass who died from being crushed by a jumping bus. Rest in peace y'ass!
Erika: "Jon, I hope you get squashed by a jumping bus!"
----OR----
Erika: "Watch out for that jumping bus!!" "... sissy"
----OR----
Erika: "Watch out for that jumping bus!!" "... sissy"
by Sunshine... May 31, 2004
Did you see the retard rocket go down the hill, no wonder why they're dumb....they hit so many cars.
by Submerge October 04, 2003
lesbian; a woman whose emotional, romantic, and sexual energies are geared towards other women; typically a butch dyke with a mullet
by rob August 02, 2004
A measure of employee value and commitment relating to the amount / cost of work that would suffer as a result of person X being run over by a bus.
"Crikey was that Willy's idea as well? I dunno what we'd do without him"
"Yeah, he has a really high bus factor"
"Yeah, he has a really high bus factor"
by lardarz September 02, 2009
A game played with roommates or otherwise in which two or more same gendered, straight people feel like getting a little frisky. Meaning these people, upon the opportunity are so desperate to get some action that they say fuck it, and fuck each other.
Roommates Sergio and Juan Miguel are sitting on opposing sofas and start to get bored. Juan Miguel spots Sergio looking un-normally . Juan Miguel, "sergio, are you sleeping?, do you want to play, bu-cocky?" The balls are now in Sergio's court, as he is in control and can take bucocky where-ever he wants.
by crazy eyed killa May 15, 2011
by Tompson Versetti May 25, 2004
A small, dwarf-like person (much like an adult version of an ankle biter) who may or may not be rather obese. When there are no vacant seats on the bus this person has to cling to something, yet, is barely tall enough to reach a bar to hold onto. As the bus turns and thrashes violently, they slide around, using their arms to grab bars, people, or anything to remain standing... just like a monkey would use tree branches.
They are usually quite hairy.
They are usually quite hairy.
*Short, chubby and hairy man gets onto bus. Bus takes off and he begins to slide about and swing his arms...*
Nicole: THERE'S ONE NOW!
Katy: A BUS MONKEY!?
...laughter ensues.
Nicole: THERE'S ONE NOW!
Katy: A BUS MONKEY!?
...laughter ensues.
by Nicole Niesen December 06, 2006