Eskimo Father

One of your friends who has fucked your mother.

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.

by league fan July 20, 2013

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 08, 2024

Mother And Fathers Infection Around

What the mafia actually stands for.

Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 24, 2025

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 02, 2021

The Father/Tortuga

Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.

Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.

Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".

by tarduno April 22, 2011

Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021