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Taylor Swift

A Satan worshipper who likes using homophobic terms in her songs.
Taylor Swift once said, “Shade never made anybody less gay.”
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Phil Swift

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Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.

Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.

In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.

Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.

Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.



Also, if you made it all the way down here then please donate to me or follow me on Twitter!

Cashapp: cash.app/itsflexclass

Twitter: @ItsFlexClass

Thx!
Phil Swift is a multimillionaire who invented the most useful and flextastic family of products.
by itsflexclass February 11, 2021
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swiatched

HOLY SHIT. I GOT THE HARDEST BONER READING A POST FROM SWIATCHED.

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by your_mom November 7, 2003
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skiptight

Someone that thinks they are skippy but isn't and when they realize they suck they get tight.
"Hey, look at skiptight over there turn red."
by Benito4200 August 26, 2007
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Swifting

1. Dying horribly in a dramatic fashion, either due to player error or encounter based silliness.

2. Repeatedly dying until all gear is completely destroyed.
Other uses: To Swift, Swifted

"Don't mind me, I'm just Swifting"
"Wow, you really Swifted there"
by ASGA April 8, 2008
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skiptella

1. What angry bus drivers yell at you if you:
a) put the finger to them
b) are in their way
2. When u mix Skippy peanut butter and Nutella together.
1. The bus driver skiptella'd me after I flipped him off for driving past the bus stop.
2. Why have P.B. & J. when you can have Skiptella?
by TZ. October 21, 2008
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Scipter

Someone who misjudges and promptly mislabels someone or something based on a first appearance without any previous knowledge of that person or thing.
"Modest mouse is a one-hit-wonder."

"Oh, you claim that Float On was their one hit, I guess scipters like you wouldn't know about 3rd Planet from the album Moon and Antarctica because you only listen to bands that other people tell you are good."
by cliffdog3788 April 14, 2009
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