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swimming like fishes

Being drunk, or buzzed
Me and my friends were swimming like fishes on Friday night.
by Backpackloveaffair June 28, 2016
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Swimming in mud

Having anal sex with a male or female.
by Hammersand February 17, 2018
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Swimp

Imma boil some swimp(s) when I get home.
by The Beast Meister August 30, 2019
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PornHub Swimming Shorts

Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them
Look at that fat old guy wearing those Pornhub Swimming Shorts. Ha what a dweeb
by BigTiddie23420blaze69 October 27, 2019
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take the kids swimming

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth
That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.
by bigredtaurus June 8, 2016
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built-in swimming-trunks

A.k.a. thighs --- a guy can temporarily hide his "junk" by tucking it back behind him and then pressing his thighs together, so that he is at least a little more "decent" if he's unexpectedly "caught in the buff".
A gal doesn't really have much of anything particularly "obvious" to hide "down there", so she wouldn't need built-in swimming-trunks; now, if only she had something "up top" to hide da "baby-feeders" in an emergency... I guess her arms and hands can sometimes adequately suffice, although that is usually only effective if she's fairly "small" in the "girly" department.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin'

When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse
He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"
by Thal July 12, 2014
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