you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy
by SexyLexie June 12, 2008
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Get the Sunday Surprise mug.When lurring an unsuspecting young woman into a room upon where a close friend is waiting naked in the closet ready to jump out and surpise her with a double team(see double team)
Bobby brought that chick home last wednesday but scott was ready in the closet for a San diego surprise
by Scottbob November 26, 2004
Get the san diego surprise mug.When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".
Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'
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Get the the skillet surprise mug.It is when a guy is doing a woman from behind and pulls his penis out and spits on her back to say he has already cummed, so the lady turns around and he blows it in her face!
by Matt February 23, 2005
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Get the Surprise mug.rasta surprise is like a kinder surprise but ... instead of the toy u have marijuana .... just chek out the picture
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