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strawberry blonde 

What happens when you mix a ginger and a blonde together...yeah, the result isn't too pretty.
Joey and Grace's babies came out strawberry blonde with tempers of a ginger and IQs of a blonde.

strawberry creamsaver 

When a girl is going down on you, pull out, come on her face and then punch her in the nose... smear the blood and seman together.

strawberry smoothie 

1. The act of placing wet, engorged, strawberries between two sexual participants directly before orgasm.

2. The act when one male, alone in his room and incredible horny, shoves his genitalia into overripe strawberries in hopes of sexual satifaction.
1. Alex and Emmy did the strawberry smoothie last night.

2. Shaun, having been rejected by his girlfriend, Pargret Mrogin, sought to complete the strawberry smoothie in hope of relieving his blue balls.

Strawberry Alarm Clock 

When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.
It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.

Strawberry Clock Version 2

The second coming of Strawberry Clock, the King of the Newgrounds.com portals. Hails the original Strawberry Clock (Version 1) all the time.
If the original Strawberry Clock is God, Strawberry Clock V2 is Jesus.

strawberry lightcolour 

Her hair is strawberry lightcolour