Why's there a double sided dildo in your bathtub?
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
by Kim Xicana August 23, 2023
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strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use
strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use
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by Zaza😋🫶🏾 October 17, 2023
Get the sms (suck my strap) mug.Jamp-j’stramp is a foreign noun which originated within a now sunken island (Fouigee island) off the east coast. This word dates back to the BC times. Before Christ, there was jamp-j’stramp. The Fouigi people used this word to describe a person who’m which seeks guilty pleasure in sinful activities.
by Demaray b February 18, 2024
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by fidness 1957 November 27, 2024
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by Pro S.A.W Strapper September 28, 2025
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Ima Strap Your Back With Bubbles Ima<.7.9.7.6.> mug.When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
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