Jon Stewart

Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.

The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

stewart

a rare type of weed that only grows in or near las vegas

that stewart bd got me so high

by niggassaywhat!1111 February 8, 2010

stewpid

a stupid synonym 4 stupid

oh ma gawd thaght stewpid

by ~nAnCy~ July 30, 2005

Jon Stewart

The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.

Jon Stewart's the coolest cardinal grad ever

by GoddessofSnark December 28, 2005

stewp

not quite stew but not quite soup either.
A watery stew

When we were camping the beef stew was more like a stewp than a stew.

by Photographers anonymouse June 5, 2005

Stewart

A Stewart is known for his trademark fluffy blond hair and blue eyes... Usually armed with a cheeky grin and an arse sculpted by the Gods, he can charm any woman he wants. Often a rugby player, he has a childish but brilliant sense of humour. He is normally amazing in bed due to being very well hung, not to mention experienced... He's partial to a swig of gin every now and again, but will drink anything if it's cheap. Prone to an annual bad haircut, takes months to grow back. Once you've had a Stewart in your life, it's hard to go without.

1. "Oh my god, did you see that teacher? He's a Stewart for sure..."

2. Urgh, look at his hair - he's had a Stewart.

by beyoncefan94 March 1, 2011

Kristen Stewart

Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.

Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?

Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.

by Dic101 August 10, 2009