Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023

squirt

serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.

"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"

by jameel's space ride September 4, 2023

Perm squirts

When your poop smells like a perm

I just got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023

Perm squirts

When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm

I got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023

backboard squirt

When you nut on her back then she stands up and tries to get it to drip into the crack.

He finished off with a backboard squirt.

by Bigpiss.com September 29, 2023

national pussy squirting video

A day when everyone should get a video of a pussy squirting the more the better

Today is Apirl 11 ( NATIONAL PUSSY SQUIRTING VIDEO DAY )I should send Tristan a video of this pussy squiting

by Titty daddy April 11, 2024

Squingle Squirt

When you bust your head open on the edge of a table and piss yourself.

"Yo, I squingle squirted yesterday after my ex threw her tampon at me."

by Diaphonous May 6, 2024