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squirt saturday

Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.
We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.
by xxpussy360xx March 2, 2024
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man squirt

The shit you have to squeegee off the wall when you're done. (Green side)
The man squirt got on the shower wall so I had to squeegee it off. The scrub daddy was not happy afterwards.
by Spiderjel February 18, 2025
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stress squirts

Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.
I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts
by Pyrus Pandora September 30, 2019
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Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.
“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”
by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021
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SSS - stop squirting september

This is the female version of NNN (no nut november) its similar to FFF (finger free february). This is a time to get back at your boyfriends for NNN, we're gonna step it up though to prove ourselves. No physical contact of any sexual context, no masturbation, making out is limited to 2 minutes, and absolutely no sex. Such as edging, humping, duke dennis hugs, etc. No pornography unless in any innocent context: watching movie scenes, etc. No exceptions. If you make it through, bragging rights .
Lauren - Hey its SSS!! Are you gonna do it? Its your time to get back at Bobby for NNN.

Samantha - Of course, I've been waiting for this.

Lauren - Good luck girl you got this.

Lauren- SSS - stop squirting september
by 11mbat+11maj October 25, 2024
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squirt basket

The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.
You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!
by Mister Wildcat November 24, 2021
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squirt

is an super orgasm that feels 1000 times better to a human female when she orgasm and she releases a lot of pussy fluids whens she orgasms that some people think is piss and some girls try to fake it by pissing....only someone a girl really loves can make her squirt. nothing about your performance can do it to any girl but you have to have that too.
she squirted so hard and got the bedsheets so soaking wet and scream so loudly. squirt
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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