Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

mexican spring roll

A taquito.

You know it's just a mexican spring roll.

by Digglemydigglet January 25, 2013

book spines

Used in literary circles, it's a slang term for bullshit.

Saxons, wood nymphs and berserkers roaming the woods in Modern day Pennsylvania is just a lot of book spines.

by sepaman October 9, 2013

shit shrine

When you shit in a public toilet and don't flush. The next visitor does the same, and the one after them. Eventually, you have yourself a nice mountain of warm, stinky, moist feces.

Dude, go into that bathroom and shit in the third toilet to your left. We're building a shit shrine.

by bodymor murdaland September 1, 2014

cop spring

A series of violent acts done by police departments all over the US.

Person 1: DId you hear about that guy shot by a police officer?
Person: Yeah that's part of the cop spring.

by Coraline_Lovegood April 11, 2015

vagina spring

Females finding their voice to speak the truth about lecherous men who have touched them, raped them and used their positions of power as a tool of coercion over women to take sexual favors against the women's will, and/or the power to make the women not tell on them. Women are finally empowered and not afraid to tell the truth about inappropriate advances, inappropriate touching, inappropriate attention. It is truly, VAGINA SPRING. (like Arab Spring)

Since Harvey Weinstein, Judge Roy Moore, Al Franken and Bill Cosby have finally been 'outed' for all their inappropriate sexual aggression against women, lots of other women are emboldened to tell the truth now that we have come together as a strong movement named Vagina Spring.

by Barbie Cakes November 27, 2017

meme shrine

A temple, alter, or other memorable edifice that encapsulates the glory of a dank meme.

I was going to buy my cat a new squishy toy, but instead I sacrificed him in a blood ritual to Ba'al on my Meme Shrine.

by HandleBarMustacheHaver January 9, 2018