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I'm gonna kill you with a spoon 

Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.
Related Words

reverse spoon 

similar to spooning, but the woman lies behind the man
While my boyfriend prefers to reverse spoon, I prefer to spoon.
reverse spoon by TripleS December 11, 2012

Wet Poon Spoon 

Wet Poon Spoon is when someone spoons there tongue and sticks it in a willing poon hole.
"Hey baby, do you want me to wet poon spoon your snatch?"
Wet Poon Spoon by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007

fartin in da spoon 

It is when you are with someone in bed, (spooned together) and one farts.
yo, I could't believe just because she ate chilli she was all fartin in da spoon.
fartin in da spoon by G-dubba-U September 19, 2006

peanut butter spoon 

When you or your partner have shit there pants and then go to sleep in the spooning orientation
Q:"Hay, did you and sandra peanut butter spoon last night?"
A:"ya man, it sure was smelling rancid that morning!"

Dirty Spoon 

Referring to the penis when going ass to mouth.
I gave her the dirty spoon last night...and she took it!
Dirty Spoon by Willie Northpole November 26, 2009