by rylyfo November 26, 2020

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020

A spanko who enjoys spanking play with all genders. They may identify as straight or gay and have a preferred gender that they play with but also enjoy spanking other genders as well. Or, they could identify as bisexual or pansexual and enjoy spanking all genders.
Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.
Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.
Person 1: Do you know if that female top plays with women? I heard she has a boyfriend and is a straight girl.
Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.
Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.
by girlwhogetsspanked March 26, 2024

by Hooknbook September 15, 2020

When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen
I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!
by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022

by DankDaddyz October 28, 2017

by Yen9090 October 10, 2017
