Spankterial

Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.

If a girl sends a guy some provocative pictures through text messaging, he can then use those photo's as spankterial.

by johnnyAppleSeed2906 April 11, 2011

Spankdelicious

When one is so sexy and appealing to ones eyes that you want to spank them on their delicious bum, and possibly even follow them to work the next day, whatever you do is your own problem

Dang bro that girl is so spankedelicious!
DANNNG DOG your looking spankdelicious today!

by Delicious Spank Master October 16, 2011

Spankas

The word "Spank" in plurial. Spanish and english mixed together to make it more sexy and kinky.

Can be put in a Spanglish sentence.

We are malos chicos, quieren spankas !

You want some spankas ?!

This is what you get for being un malo chico, Spankas !

by hypealieerz January 1, 2012

Spankadex

A metaphorical Rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation

"I just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. That is SO going in the Spankadex."

"The wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of Spankadex Entries"

by DirtyOldBlackGuy October 17, 2012

spanktastical

A fantastic, magical girl who that is so hot that you can't stop touching yourself.

The sexy redheaded girl I made out with tonight was spanktastical.

by spanktasticalMike October 19, 2015

spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

spanking the pow

The proper terminology to use when the pow pow is ripe for shredding and/or when laying fresh tracks with the homies.

Yeah bro them freshies were up to the nips yesterday—you already know I was spanking the pow.

by moutainbikerjoel March 7, 2020