spack daddy

A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes

John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you

by Ass fuvker April 12, 2016

spanky love

The innate love of masturbation.

I just gotta get me some Spany Love time soon!

Spanky Love is an American pasttime.

by VeteranKnightOwl July 28, 2016

spacey hoe

A hoe that not only is a thot but also lost within thought. Spaced out hoe wondering and speaking things which make money sense.

Gabriel Cespedes chills after leg day because he doesn't do that. That nigga a spacey hoe.

by young scroggy July 24, 2016

spackleface

For you drywallers, when your beau shoots his load acoss your face in an orange peel texture.

Joe, take a look at her spackleface. You can't even see the patch!

by Dry n hard June 26, 2016

Sacky bag

A ballsack that hangs 5 feet. Usually the man who owns this has 5 times the testicles of the average man.

That old dude has a sacky bag. Eww

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016

spanky my hanky

Spanking a hot chicks backside.

Back up and spanky my hanky.

by Lnle February 9, 2017

Sparkyfire

annoying smeg who is obsessed with anime and nutella

omg shes a sparkyfire

by random guy who doesnt like geo February 15, 2017