crunchy sock

Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on

While searching for socks my toes got a bit crunchy and I remembered It was my crunchy sock.

by Crunchysox March 28, 2017

Sock Cock

A game where two men place socks on their cocks. The two men begin to shake their cocks around until one of the socks fall. The winner is the man who shook of his sock.

Christian and William played sock cock at the football game.

by Dr. Duce November 30, 2019

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Frog Socks

A reusable cloth condom with googly eyes and a long stretchy tongue often green colored from neglect.

I need to go to the laundromat, I totally used the Frog Socks last night and Debra vomited on it.

by FrogSox May 9, 2021

willy sock

a sock designed to keep one's willy warm.

"gosh, my willy's so cold!"

"go put a willy sock on then"

by schlame February 23, 2007

sock fossils

Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.

Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

Poop Sock

A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.

"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"

by rastyhaf March 18, 2019