Social Electrode 

To be so popular that everyone is attracted to you like bolts of lightning.

To be the conductor of social events or hang outs. The coordinator of anything fun and the person who everyone calls to find out the "plans of the night."

"Tammy was so busy with all her friends today. She went to the mall with Julia, picked up fliers with James, and went to the gym with Terry. She's a Social Electrode"

Social Electrode by ILikeAsianGirls April 28, 2010

Social Workout 

Social workout is the bomb. Beer in one, barbell in the other. Any evolutionary biologist would tell you there's a reason primates are the only animals that can do this. It's natural. And humans can run and drink at the same time.. studies show that the social workout is more effective than regular exercise for burning fat. The social workout requires that you stay in the "fat burning" zone because you have to hold a conversation during the whole workout. This is easier than it sounds. After a few beers, I hardly notice that I'm talking...it is simply 'drinking alcoholic beverages while exercising in a social environment.'

I saw marathoners do this with water, and EUREKA!, I thought, what if we make that a fruity cocktail and add in some conversation and sexier outfits creating the ultimate "social workout."

Social Workout by HHIworkout June 2, 2010

social indefinate 

a person who does not have a clique but either many or none

Social indefinate kids have many jock, druggy, prep, and scene friends

social indefinate by MC Kreeper November 30, 2010

Social Media Seizure

Random burst of overactivity on your personal social networking sites.

Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.

Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"

Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"

Social Media Seizure by k8iegurl May 9, 2011

Social Nitworking 

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.

I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.

Social Nitworking by einaphets December 11, 2011

Social Smile 

1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.

2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.

1. Any politician's smile.

2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"

Social Smile by smsman August 15, 2011

Social Drinking 

When one drinks with more than one person, at an occasion.

"I'm going to go social drinking tonight."

Social Drinking by C-L-F January 2, 2012